“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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But no shock that today is another Pun Day!
Enjoy or endure!!
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Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time.
I was completely shocked.
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The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP
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Keifer Sutherland was held up by Homeland Security
when he flew into LA airport for the
filming of the first episode of a new TV series.
They asked him the purpose of his visit and he said,
“I’m here to shoot a pilot.”
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My great uncle was so stubborn,
when he died, he left a won’t.
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“You make a very good cuppa,” she said.
“It’s my special tea,” I replied.
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I fell down a really deep dark hole today.
I just couldn’t see that well.
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There are countless films without Dracula in them.
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Just read a really sad story about how
blind people get used to new surroundings…
Touching stuff.
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I’ve decided to stop wearing my glasses.
It makes me look harder.
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A rule of grammar:
double negatives are a no-no.
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So here I am trekking through the woods……
hang on, bear with me
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Weighing an elephant is just like weighing a human.
But on a much bigger scale.
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I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day.
He said, ” Only if you make up the time.”
I said, ” OK. It’s 35 past 50.”
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I work in McDonald’s and a customer was rude to me today,
so I got him back by not putting any Coke in his drink.
Just ice was served.
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Brian May is a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Cant.
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